Monday, August 18, 2008

Underwear theology

Sunday afternoon Colby said he wasn't feeling well and laid down to rest while I set up a video for the girls and I to watch on Haley's bed. Twenty minutes later, Darcy was throwing up her lunch all over me, the DVD player, and the bed.  I cleaned up the entire mess myself (aren't you proud, Jennifer?) even though I dry-heaved a few times. 

A couple hours later I was on my hands and knees scrubbing the kitchen floor when Darcy comes in and out of nowhere asks, "Iz God ezeywhe-ah?"
Feeling proud that my daughter was contemplating the doctrine of omnipresence, I responded, "Yes! Good job, Darcy...He is everywhere..."
The next thing out of her mouth was, "He in my pants?"
"Hmmm...well..." I was befuddled by my toddler's ability to engage in deductive reasoning.
"He in my undew-wey-ah?"
What do you say?
"I don't want God see my undew-wey-ah!!"

Before I could respond, Darcy threw up again all over the floor that I had just sanitized. As I cleaned up regurgitated bananas, I was stunned that I had just had a theological conversation with my two-year-old. Now if she could just learn her colors...

Two hours later, I was throwing up...it's a good thing this thing is only 24 hours...

9 comments:

MelissaSnider said...

You need to get this stuff on video!

Cindynlow said...

Go, Annie! I am proud of you for cleaning up the puke.

I love your phonetic spellings of toddler talk. It is ALMOST as good as being there to hear it myself. :=)

beckers said...

thats awesome! i can totally picture her saying it!

linzcap said...

*lindsey dies laughing*
that is an amazing story.

The Clifton Family said...

Annie, I am so proud of you! Hope you guys are feeling better.

jenna sais quann said...

i gave a shout out to this post in my blog...
this is hysterical. But I so pray you guys are well now!

Simplicity Living said...

LOL! Annie I was laughing so hard reading that.

Simplicity Living said...

Hope you all are feeling better also!!

Kristen said...

i love you guys. Darcy is just so hilarious. And then I saw this comic in the paper, and I cracked up. God has an awesome sense of humor
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/theflyingmccoys